- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

my mind's eye?

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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