- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

Yo mama's fat.

What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Without geometry life would be pointless

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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