A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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