Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Anti Joke

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