Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Women's rights.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

the redsox

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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