Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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