Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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