Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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