Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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