What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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So I was walking down the road today

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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