What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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