- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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