What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

knock knock There's no door

ur gay

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

your face is kinda funny

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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