- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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