- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Haha, I get it..

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A woman walks into a bar.

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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