A van drives into a car.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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