- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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