Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Albert your flies undone.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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