- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

the redsox

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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