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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good