- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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