- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

Internet Explorer

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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