- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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