- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Rebecca Black

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

National security?

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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