- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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