- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

non poop

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A woman is carried out of a bar.

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