Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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