Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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