- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

drew edminstin is a rat

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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