What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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darude- sandstorm

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