- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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