- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

your brother so fine that hes skinney

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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