- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Albert your flies undone.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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