- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

hard cheese

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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