- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

hard cheese

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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