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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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