- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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