- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

hard cheese

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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