- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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