You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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