A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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