Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A woman wears a dress.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

1+1=2

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

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