Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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