- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

just in time?

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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