- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

My name is Jeff

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Yo Mama just died.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

womens rights

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

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