- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

A woman wears a dress.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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