- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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