So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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