How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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