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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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