Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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i have a six pack.... of crayons......... just kidding i ate two of them

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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