- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama just died.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

womens rights

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

A blonde girl walks into a car.

A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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