How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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are u black unlucky

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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