Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

1+1=2

How many people live in China? At least ten.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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