- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

404 Error: Joke not found

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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