- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

chinga tue madre Ryan

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

A mormon walks into a bar.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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