- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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