why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why can't jokes spit?

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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