the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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boys

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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knock knock There's no door

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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ur gay

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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