How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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1+1=2

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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autsim

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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