Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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