Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

what is big and white? Your Mom

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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