- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

HURT

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.