What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Matthew Baker

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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