How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

boobs!

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Women's rights.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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