- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Michael Brown

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Where are you going Your house

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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