- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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