Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How come anti jokes r funny

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Shea's sty....

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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