what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Shea's sty....

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

dick dick dick... frogs

Vagina cream... end of story

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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