where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why is the ground wet It rained

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Anti Joke

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