- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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